This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me / Ilona Andrews

 

4.5 out of 5 stars 

I follow the Ilona Andrews blog and I have watched this novel progress from a wishlist item to a freshly published work. If you have read the Andrews’ Hidden Legacy series, you will be aware of the Baylor family's fondness for Asian media. It reflects the interests of these authors. When they began working on Maggie, they were guided by isekai, a sub-genre of Japanese high fantasy fiction. According to Wikipedia, in isekai the main character is a person transported to another world, gaining powers or importance that they did not have in the previous world.

Maggie wakes up, cold, wet, and naked, in the world of her favourite fantasy novel. She has read it so many times that she feels somewhat at home in Kair Toren. It quickly becomes evident that she can be killed but is rapidly resurrected and soon is fine again, her new special power. Plus, she realizes that her encyclopedic knowledge of this fictional world can give her a big advantage. She plunges into action, starting to assemble the found family that Ilona Andrews heroines typically acquire.

Shame on me, to doubt the magic of the Andrews team, but when I first perused the ideas and snippets about TKWNKM on the blog, I doubted. I thought this might be a vanity project that misjudged the loyalty of the Book Devouring Horde. Boy, was I wrong! I picked the book up late in the evening, thinking I'd get a few pages in, just to see what it tasted like. At midnight I had to fight myself to put the book down and go to bed, dammit. I was well and truly hooked.

Never have I been so happy to be wrong! I adore Maggie and which woman wouldn't be delighted to have either Everard the Sleepless Duke or Lord Doran Arvel dancing attendance on her? (Honestly, I feel like Doran is an upgraded version of Arland Krahr from the Andrews' Innkeeper Chronicles.) Because I follow the authors on social media, I was prepared for a cliffhanger ending, but the nature of it was mindblowing! Book two is underway, thank the Aspects!

My first reading was a library book, but I now know that I must own a copy. This will require numerous rereadings. How wonderful.

A Ghastly Catastrophe / Deanna Raybourn

 

4 out of 5 stars 

This installment of Veronica Speedwell pleased me very much. Deanna Raybourn’s cheeky tone is perfect. Fans of her Lady Julia series will be delighted to have that woman and her Nicholas Brisbane make an appearance to help with the investigation. Veronica appears to be taken with the couple, so it seems that the two storylines may be merging.

Raybourn has previously written a gothic novel with hints of vampirism (The Dead Travel Fast). Her research from that novel serves her well as Veronica and Stoker debate whether revenants are a thing and if their current case involves one. Stoker is an emphatic NO to both questions but Veronica is more willing to entertain the possibility.

There are some grand lines. The reporter J.J. loses her job and declares, “I shall have to live on stale crusts and cheese stolen from mousetraps. I will be forced into degrading work like prostitution or standing for Parliament." (Many Canadians feel similarly about our House of Commons.)

Later, Veronica and Stoker find the body of a wealthy American after breaking into his home. Veronica explains why they must not report the murder. “Once news of Von Hilsing's death is known, the press will descend like vultures. Our British newspapers are bad enough, but just consider, dearest--"
"The Americans," he said hoarsely. His face had gone very white, and he slumped into a chair. "It will be awful. They will accuse us of terrible things and they shall do so ungrammatically."

Raybourn, as a Texan, can get away with twitting her countrymen in this fashion. The names she uses have purposeful similarities to characters in Bram Stoker's Dracula, providing another layer of amusement for fans of that novel. Thoroughly entertaining and worth the wait.

The Keeper / Tana French

 

4 out of 5 stars 

Just when Cal Hooper thinks that the village of Ardnakelty has become home, the death of a young woman changes everything. It turns out that Rachel Holohan is well liked, despite her relationship with Eugene Moynihan, the son of the local big man. Tommy Moynihan is used to running things the way he wants them and is willing to use his connections to make life miserable for those who don't cooperate.

The village is divided on many issues, but prominent is this book are those pro and con the Moynihans and on whether Rachel was a murder or a suicide. Cal is part of this community now and his background as a detective (and his role in the two previous books) means that his friends are expecting his involvement. The teenager, Trey, that he has been mentoring, is ready to poke her nose into it, determined to make Tommy pay for his role in Rachel's death.

Cal finds himself explaining to Trey and to his farmer drinking buddies that killing Tommy won't likely prevent the developers from pursuing their plans to scoop up farm land and build some enormous complex of some kind. They've got to be strategic—Tommy has to be alive and capable of scuppering these plans.

French writes a very atmospheric and tense story here. The mystery is less “who done it" and more the mystery of the human condition. Cal and Lena have different ideas of what to do and who to involve. It unexpectedly causes some emotional distance between them. Cal's immediate neighbour and frenemy, Mart, is used to being the leader of whatever is going on. Lena intensely dislikes Mart and wants nothing she knows to help him. If you've ever lived in a small community, you will recognize the undercurrents in Ardnakelty. Long standing grudges and prejudices still shape the present debates. Habitual patterns are hard to disrupt. Politicians are used to being obeyed promptly.

The ending here, while not completely happy, is at least comfortable for Cal, Lena, and Trey. French has wrapped things up to the place where I believe that she is done with Cal. It remains to be seen what she chooses to write next. Sign me up, Ms. French. I'll be waiting.

Crowbones / Anne Bishop

 

4 out of 5 stars 

Anne Bishop is a mysterious woman. There is next to no information about her online, something that is difficult to achieve these days. Why was I being nosy, you ask? I wanted to know what kind of person is writing the fiction that I am enjoying. The two series in the World of the Others feature women who are very naïve and, through their rather innocent way of looking at the world, attract the favourable attention of the fearsome Others.

The relationship between humanity and the Others ranges from uneasy to hostile. Neither side knows enough about the other and shitty humans keep messing up the lines of communication and cooperation. Some of the terra indigine have short tempers (and long memories), but it is undoubtedly the humans who get too uppity for their own good, rather like a stone age tribe taking on a nuclear power. Human hubris is the bane of their existence.

Vicki has survived a horrible marriage to a brutal man who convinced her that she was completely unattractive, unintelligent, and incapable of doing anything worthwhile. Of course we, the readers, and the Others and Vicki's friends don't see her that way, but programming like that is difficult to overcome. Vicki is easily panicked by critical or loud men, retreating into anxiety attacks at moments when she would be much better off keeping her wits about her. However, she is kind and supportive to her staff of Others. They recognize her worth and her human friends soon realize they can recruit these powerful entities to help to keep her safe.

If I have any frustration with this book, it is that Vicki hasn't made more progress towards better self-esteem by the book's end and this appears to be the last volume of the series. The illogical human assumption that they can ignore the Others is also annoying. It makes for an interesting study of prejudice (by both populations) but is a rather simple equation, what with belligerent humans always being the cause of conflict. I came out of it frustrated by the tribalism that I see all around the real world.

MaddAddam / Margaret Atwood

 

3.75 out of 5 stars 

Book number 541 of my Science Fiction and Fantasy Reading Project

Oh Margaret, tell us the story of Zeb and his brother Adam. Tell us how Zeb came to be with God's Gardeners. Give us hope, oh Margaret, that we may survive in some shape or form!

Ten years after publishing Oryx and Crake, Ms. Atwood produced the last volume of this dystopian world. The Crakers, who we met in that first volume, become an integral part of the community, along with MaddAddamites and former members of God’s Gardeners. Most humans have been swept away, leaving this little group isolated and vulnerable to attack by a pair of Painballers (convicted killers).

A young Craker named Blackbeard becomes intrigued by the humans, especially Toby. Jimmy the Snowman is very ill and unconscious, so Toby has been recruited by the Crakers to tell them the tales of Oryx and Crake. And the tale of Zeb, who interests them very much. Toby is fond of Zeb and this is her excuse to learn about his life.

Atwood gives us a backstory to the previous volumes. We learn about the relationship between Zeb and AdamOne and Zeb's adventures before joining God's Gardeners (in book two). Is this important in a world where humanity is phasing out? It is significant to Toby, so it was interesting to me too.

I continue to appreciate all the detail in this world. As Atwood has said, all of it has a basis in fact. Amazing and disturbing, but put together logically and believably. One reviewer of her autobiography said that Atwood’s father was an entomologist and she learned from him to observe humans as if they were interesting insects. I get that vibe strongly from this book.

Whose Body? / Dorothy L. Sayers

 

4 out of 5 stars 

2026 Re-Read

It has been nine years since I first met Lord Peter Wimsey and it has been an entertaining acquaintanceship. Knowing him better, as I do now, I am impressed by how much of his character is shown in this very first adventure. We quickly become familiar with Mervyn Bunter, who is a friend as well as the valet to Peter. In the beginning, Sayers gives their relationship a rather Jeeves and Wooster flavour, but this doesn't last long. Wimsey is not the happy fool that Bertie Wooster is and Bunter is not the all-solving Jeeves either. Instead, they are quite the team.

We also meet Charles Parker of Scotland Yard, Peter's friend and accomplice in investigation. Another educated man and of a steady disposition, he is the ideal partner in crime fighting. However, it is Bunter who cares for Wimsey when he has a session of PTSD, having served in the war with Peter. It is he who calls the Dowager Duchess, Wimsey's mother, when such an occurrence indisposes him. She is a delightful character, calm, quick witted (when dealing with unexpected church donations and proposed speakers for a nonexistent bazaar), kind (when dealing with a deaf old woman in need of care), and she does it all with a twinkle of humour in her eye.

In all, this is a good introduction to Lord Peter Wimsey and I am glad to have revisited it. I am bumping my rating up to 4 stars, knowing as I do how much enjoyment I have derived from Ms. Sayers' creation.

The Little White Horse / Elizabeth Goudge

 

5 out of 5 stars 

Book 7 of the 2026 Read Your Hoard Challenge

I've had this book in my personal collection for decades, but hadn't read it for decades. It was one of my favourite books as a tween and I read it many times back then. I've been meaning to revisit it for ages and finally took the plunge.

I was once again enchanted from the first pages as I renewed my acquaintance with Maria Merryweather and her guardian, Miss Heliotrope. I was thrilled as she first spotted the little white horse of the title from the carriage that was bringing her to the village of Silverydew.

As a much older adult, I see assumptions made in the book that don't really fit me now. Maria is an aristocrat and it is assumed that she is princess of her domain. There is the overwhelming message that those of blue blood should be in charge (and that they are naturally good at it). Maria is very much a Mary Sue character, facing very few real challenges which are very easily overcome. Mind you, this is a tale for children, not for critical adults.

I was a horse-crazy girl as well as a bookworm and I read every book that I could get my hands on that might feature a horse of any kind. This book reminded me about that girl and her joy in both pursuits. My rating of 5 stars reflects my continued love of this childhood favourite.

Once Upon a River / Diane Setterfield

 

4 out of 5 stars 

This book was a good surprise to me. My mystery book club has a tendency to choose books that bore me, but this one is much more elegant than our usual choices. It's difficult to decide <i>exactly</i> when it takes place, but the general era is provided by the means of transportation: horses, trains, and boats (Victorian era). It's boats that grab most of the attention, as the river referenced in the title is to all intents and purposes a major character in the book.

Like a river, the action is a little meandering. Yet it all eventually comes together, tributaries combining to give us clues to the mystery. The “big" mystery is the little girl at the centre of the tale. Rescued, seemingly drowned, from the river by a seriously injured man. Restored to life in a mysterious way. Claimed or desired by many. Her existence is at the core of the plot.

This novel doesn't really conform to what I expect from the mystery genre. Appropriately, it is more like a tale told in a tavern. And that is exactly what happens to it—it is told and retold and tinkered with in the inn known as the Swan. This inn is where the action begins and the major players return to it repeatedly. Nevertheless, there are mysterious happenings during the tale. Setterfield ladles out the details slowly but steadily, letting the reader anticipate where things are headed. If you're like me, some of your assumptions are correct and others are proven false.

No police or detectives in sight, no one searching for forensic clues, this is a gentler kind of mystery. There is tragedy, there is violence, but the overall impression I received was that of gentleness and goodness conquering those negatives. All done in lovely writing. 

Aliens on the Moon / Thomas King

 

4 out of 5 stars 

This is quintessential Thomas King. Aliens have landed on the moon, but lots of people just plug away at their boring little lives. Richard lives rent and utility free in his sister's condo, but he spends his time complaining about the things he doesn't have, avoiding getting a job, and trying to figure out how to snag a rich girlfriend. His sister, in the meantime, is running a “retirement community” Autumn Leaves and trying to figure out how to get her Amazon account unlocked when there's no number to call. Until she is visited by a customer service representative who informs her that she hasn't been buying enough. Now she is on probation and will get locked out again if she doesn't “meet expectations.”

Other characters include a resident of Autumn Leaves who makes an escape back to her house while on an organized shopping trip. Her son, who is experiencing difficulties with his new car's unreliable battery. If you don't drive it every day, it automatically drains. The car salesman is hating the game of golf and being hated by both his wife and his mistress. There are lots of characters, but they all eventually connect in some fashion.

The characters are King's stock in trade. Richard, when not trying to sell himself to a rich woman, is trying to render himself invisible. He speaks as little as possible. He is analogous to Jeremiah in Sufferance, who doesn't speak for the whole book, despite being the main character. Jeremiah, however, has made a job for himself, creating grave markers at a residential school, while Richard actively avoids doing anything useful.

King also loves to lampoon capitalism. The Amazon situation is a case in point. Darby decides to solve her problem by ordering every month and then returning it all, ad infinitum. Brilliant! Likewise, Autumn Leaves is a miserable place to live because the amenities are constantly being eroded to provide more profits for shareholders.

All the time, people blame all kinds of things on the aliens. Who aren't even on Earth. Who haven't even been visible. Because no one is keen on taking responsibility for the bad times or choices in their lives. This book is not for those who need a tight plot or a neat outcome. King is just writing a commentary on modern life and isn't concerned with those details. I liked it a lot, but I adore Thomas King's writing.

The Queen Who Came in From the Cold / S.J. Bennett

 

4.25 out of 5 stars 

If you are a fan of espionage fiction, this is your jam! It begins on the Royal train, where Princess Margaret is accompanied by a most unsuitable lady in waiting. This woman drinks far too much, seems dumber than a sack of hammers, and has brought an extremely disagreeable chihuahua along. Of course it is this unreliable witness who is looking out of a train window at just the moment that a couple of men are disposing of a body. It takes some time to get her story sorted out, but the Queen knows just who to ask to narrow down the location. 

Her Majesty and her assistant private secretary, Joan, undertake an investigation, culminating in a Russian defection which intersects with the Queen's Royal Tour of Italy aboard the royal yacht. As I learned in an earlier volume, Joan is romantically involved with the head of MI5. Bennett writes a tense, propulsive plot, worthy of Ian Fleming or John Le Carre (both of whom are mentioned as authors of books being read by a courtier and Prince Phillip).

At first it is a moral quandary—the Queen cannot be seen to assist in a defection nor can the royal yacht be used to achieve it. But Her Majesty is a very moral woman and she cannot enjoy her tour while knowing that two people will be killed because it doesn't suit her to help them. Her worry as the events play out is palpable. 

An enjoyable entry in this imaginative series.  

The Science of Weird Shit / Chris French

 

3.5 out of 5 stars

I chose this book in an attempt to understand a quirk of my own psychology, namely my reluctance to read novels featuring ghostly phenomena after dark. I read considerable amounts of paranormal fiction. In fact, I delight in characters who are vampires, werewolves, or powerful witches. I can read these without fear because I truly don't believe that they are real, but ghost books freak me out! What's the difference? I've come to the conclusion that it is the result of several very vivid dreams about dead relatives that have shaken my skepticism, leaving me feeling like these people actually visited me. I didn't find the dreams scary, but I guess the prospect of meeting ghosts who don't have my best interests at heart is the source of my fear.

As the author points out, belief in the paranormal involves emotions. Rational evaluation requires leaving the majority of emotion out of the equation. This is not always possible for me (and, I imagine, for many other people). Important people in my life have been killed in tragic ways and I cannot separate my experience from my thoughts about them, leaving me vulnerable to really wanting to believe in life after death. I sometimes think that my prefrontal cortex is a skeptic, but my amygdala is a believer. It's a source of dissonance. I think I will have to continue reading ghost stories only during sunshine hours.

I appreciated the author's final pages, where he describes the zetetic outlook: a suspension of judgement and a willingness to explore these concepts. I would like to explore this mindset. In the end, I agree with Mary Roach, who writes at the end of her book Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife, “The debunkers are probably right, but they're no fun to visit a graveyard with.”

The Princess Bride / William Goldman

 

4 out of 5 stars 

I bought this book from a school catalogue back in the 1970s and owned it for a few years. I enjoyed it a lot back then, but gave it away at some point. The last time I read it was in 2013, as part of my Science Fiction and Fantasy Reading Project and I must have been in a cranky mood, because I remember wondering why I had liked it so much during school.

This time around, I chose to read this novel because of another novel. In Ilona Andrews’ Kate Daniels series, Kate's favourite book is The Princess Bride. Curran reads it while they are courting and some key phrases become catch phrases for the couple. Curran often responds to Kate with “As you wish" and they both call things “Inconceivable.” I started to wonder what was wrong with me during my last experience of this book.

This time around I rediscovered my pleasure in the story. Once again, I was able to smile along with Buttercup, Westley, Humperdink, Vezzini, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. It felt good to renew my acquaintance with them all.